Both of my cats are wandering around the house wearing cones of shame following the loss of their respective girly-bits and cat-nuts. The shame cones are all the more appropriate given that last week I found myself spending an unreasonable amount of time yelling at the male cat to stop fucking his sister.
Those are words I just didn't think I would ever put in combination.
But I did, and now he has no nuts and she will never again experience shark week (which I've concluded is the perfect way to describe a period).
And then my brother in law pointed me towards this: Neuticles.
What is that you ask? Well, apparently if you are sad that your precious puppy snowflake no longer has a full and robust ball sack to lick at his leisure, no berries to accompany his twig as it drags across your legs when he climbs over you, you can remedy the situation! And YES, you can spend an ungodly amount of money to do so!
Fake balls are no longer just for trucks! Now you can pimp out your dog with his own set of truck nuts.
Do they come in cat sizes? Yes. Yes they do. Because of course they do.
So now that you can't un-know that, have a great night. :-)
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