Me vs That One Christmas Gift

Hope everyone had a wonderful and magical Christmas season. Next up: New Year's. I think I can survive at least one more party. I think. My liver may not agree, but we will have that disagreement on the 1st.

You may have read my post about Jem and the Holograms, and how as a child, I desperately wanted her magical earrings for Christmas. As you can imagine, that didn't happen. Well, apparently my mother read the post and decided that she needed to elaborated on Santa's failings. 

So this happened:

Jamie
Sorry for your childhood disappointment. You were too young
to handle the magic. Here are the real gems. Watch out for
two-timing boyfriends. 

As a side note, these aren't really even close. Jem's didn't dangle.

Thanks Mom. :-)